Almost Night: A Parody, by Jacob Wallace
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“Can you imagine if I just let you guys fight while leading both of you guys on?” Stella asked. “Leading us both on while watching us fight?” Bocaj asked. “Man, what kind of bitch would do that?” Stella Mallard is content to live out her boring life on Imperial Colony Gamma 3. However, her mother wants to open a brothel, so the seventeen year old minor must move to live with her father in Spoon City of Imperial Colony Tau 4. There is Nothing interesting about her, certainly not enough to inspire boners in an undead monster, a nature loving beast, and a horny Vampire Hunter. Or she wouldn't be interesting if it were not for the magic potion her mother gave her before she left. Now all the boys want her and the girls hate her. OK, some of the girls want her too. There she meets up with Bocaj, an old childhood friend who has become a bad boy. Nothing sexier in Stella's eyes than a bad boy who doesn't follow the rules. She also meets a luscious female satyr Vampire Hunter that saves her life twice. Sexiest of all is the beautiful but bizarre Ed Skullin. When she witnesses the beautiful Ed Skullin biting rats, blocking a van with his bare hand, and skipping school on the one day with no overcast, Stella suspects something is up. Will she lose the love of Bocaj? That may be the least of her problems, though it will remain her highest priority, when she finds vampires turning themselves into crystal-skinned abominations, and herself in the middle of the apocalypse. Part one of a planned trilogy.
Almost Night: A Parody, by Jacob Wallace- Amazon Sales Rank: #1249065 in eBooks
- Published on: 2015-03-22
- Released on: 2015-03-22
- Format: Kindle eBook
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Bizarre and Enjoyable By Rebecca I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.I am a fan of parodies in general - I mean, my husband and I both knew it was true love when we saw each other's collection of Weird Al CDs.But I am more particular when it comes to comedies. And while I fully appreciated what Wallace was wanting to accomplish with this book (and there were multiple occasions where I did laugh, chuckle, or even smile awkwardly) this book had just a little too much R-rating in it for me to fully enjoy it.That being said, I think there are plenty of people who would enjoy this book - especially if you enjoy closer to Rated R humor.Writing was well done, plot was bizarre and enjoyable, I just wanted the humor to be toned down just a little -- but that's just my personal preference.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. Surprised me By Aurora WOW! This was the worst book I had ever read! I loved it! I ran across this by complete accident and figured I wouldn't be interested, but I decided to peek in the "look inside." I ended up getting it on Kindle Unlimited because I couldn't stop reading. It is vulgar, ridiculous, and goes way too far, but it is also a perfect parody. If you want a laugh with absolutely no reality involved, this book is for you. The references to other TV shows just made it that much better for me, because I was constantly thinking, "I see what you did there." I can't think of a better parody. I hope there are many more to come from this author.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful. funny read By Sasha Rivera As I started reading this book. I couldn't help but laugh throughout the whole book. I have read all the twilight books and the Bella in this book is called Sheila. There is some resemble to those who read the twilight saga will see and you can't help but enjoy the read and laugh. For those who won't take it too seriously. I know it's a parody so thats why I read it. I'm glad I did. I hope the other does more books like this based on other movies and such.
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